Friday, August 22, 2003

I am offically at war with The Children's Television Sweatshop. These sanctimonious, Greener-than-thou, vegan-or-die types eat serious dog hockey, and their bullying, egomaniacal leader is an asshole bigger than all outdoors. (I am getting my quiet revenge as we speak.) The main problem with having a fascist, corrupt regime in power is that I have to rub elbows with all these hemp-suckers at politcal gatherings. Well, the minute we get a nice, safe Democrat in the White House, I'm going back to being the Conservative I've always been deep down, anyway. (A bleeding heart Conservative--but a Conservative nonetheless.) Of course, anyone to the right of Pol Pot is a Conservative to these ultra-Rousseauvian levelers. They should ALL get diabetes and have to deal with the "ethical dilemma" of taking insulin. (Originally tested on DOGS by those two monsters, Banting and Best.) Green? I hope they get GANGRENE.

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